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Major spoilers ahead

You about to get jumped by 5 extremely dangerous street fighters (these guys are not bums they are legit dangerous guys)

One gotta help you

The rest are dead the end

Who gonna help?

Argument for each:

Rocky Balboa:

Has defeated Apollo Creed, who had 46 Victories and 46 knockouts prior to his first superfight with him, and was the first (and last) to take him the distance. In the second fight, he knocked Creed out in the 15th round (due to Apollo’s desire to knock him out, making him vulnerable to a KO himself.), becoming the champ. He lost to Clubber Lang, then destroyed him the second match, and finally beat Ivan Drago, a man who took steroids and could possibly beat a gorilla. Another argument is that Rocky actually has street-fighting experience (as seen in his street fight with Tommy Gunn in Rocky V, and I believe it is also implied he had experience prior, which is proved by the dialogue before the fight with Gunn.). Rocky has weaknesses, but he has more strengths.

Little Mac:

Arguably the most powerful of the 4. Can knock out a gorilla (Donkey Kong), can take several punches from a man who destroyed a building with just a few punches (Sandman), and is faster than a man who outran a bullet train. Has zero implied experience street fighting.

Donkey Kong:

A literal gorilla. Has extreme strength, and while not as intelligent as the others, he could very easily KILL the attackers. If you count fighting in the jungle or something as street fighting, he has experience. If you count street fighting as literally fighting in the street, then no.

Daniel Larusso:

Arguably the weakest of the 4. We are using current Daniel, not young Daniel, but we will give him Mr. Miyagi in this fight (only to mentor, not to fight.). Daniel Larusso possesses extreme intelligence, good speed and strength, has mastered the defensive-based Miyagi-Do Karate, and has also learned the technique from Miyagi-Do that disables the opponent’s limbs. If I’m not mistaken, he has experience street fighting.

Who you picking to defend you?




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Nah... STEVE.
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