I HAVE A CRUSH ON ONE OF YOU

Question

GET BRUCE ROLLED LOL

Why is bruce so cute in this picture-

Answer 1

Fish are friends, not food~

Comments

Oh, blood. - famous last words

Answer 2

Bro looks like he is dying

Comments

In this scene he devoured quint alive actually, looked like he was fine.

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Oh, is this from jaws or something?

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Yes lol i thought you knew 

Answer 3

that is the cutest shark ever 

*gets killed 3 hours later*

Answer 4

Oh, shark you lookin' fineEeE-

I knew this was clickbait btw

I may or may not be psychic

Comments

bro summouned 12 year old me

(I used to love psychics)

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Ik lol

Answer 5

I knew this was clickbait.

Answer 6

Reaction before I clicked the post, after I read the title: Yeah right.

Reaction when I clicked the post: I knew it…

Answer 7

Cute shark :D

(seriously tho??!?!?!)

Comments

Papa, can i- can i have a treat?

Answer 8

I hovered before I clicked, noob 

I'm saying "noob" affectionately, don't worry x3

-Nobi

Comments

Did you answer before you clicked too?

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Of course, I am the impossible—

Answer 9

Aint no way I thought a shark looked cute

Comments

He just wants some food…

He’s a bit of a picky eater, so try to separate the greens from the meat.

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Bro you're on a roll with these shark jokes