The soccer rules of most boys (especially tweenagers in the countryside) in my country

Question

1. No referee needed

2. Make a goal by puting 2 slippers about 80cm far

3. The score's pretty bold

4. The chubbiest of all is the goalkeeper

5. The match will be over if both teams are too exhausted or one of the team members' parents punish them for not staying at home to help with the chores

LOL

P/s I translated this Vietnamese meme myself so there'll be some errors

Answer 1

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