[ Please ignore any spelling/grammatical errors this may have, I wrote this at 1 AM- ]
I have rediscovered my old "Esie Being Random" posts which is just a collection of the most random out-of-context quotes so I want to do this again
yay insomnia /s
"Throwing rocks at your window to get your attention but you're not answering so I'm winding up the brick"
"Hi I'm taking a poll are you a terrorist"
"Conclusion: Mario starved to death in late 1985."
"Wow I owe you big time or something easily affordable yet appropriate to the situation!"
"It's a very pointy word. Stop poking me with it-"
"I've committed a crime before. *guy who snuck outside food or drink into a movie theater voice*: I've committed an atrocity."
"Your house (on fire), your yard (on fire), your neighbors (mad at you) (probably also on fire)"
"New year's resolutions- eat spicy cheetos, get highlights and pronouns."
"Don't you DARE bore me with miniscule plot details!"
"Wow that's uncanny! It's like you're living in the invisible refrigerator box in the back of my mind!"
"I WANT TO MAKE THIS SNAKE INTO KELP CHIPS"
"Science is silly.... how does anything work............. witchcraft-"
"Wants to contribute but has fourteen layers of extrovert"
"I just have to to the tragic deaths and stuff"
"My vocabulary may be amusing but this is no jest"
"No I did not type fruti at first why do you ask"
