Some of these quotes are from real life
"Shrek is love, shrek is life"
"I wish I could get stepped on by aizawa"
"cool, that reminds me of the time i- *random thing that happened years ago*"
"I like schlatt"
"I'm going to get attacked aren't i?"
"Y'all"
"I'm autistic"
"M e n "
"I'm officially traumatized 
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"I will drink nontoxic glue and you won't stop me >:)"
"*stare into the void as a disturbing version of Amazing grace plays in the background*"
"i ate a cat"
i will find more and post it in part two!
