I am choo choo
I am identifying as a train, cuz I am a train
I am 69,420 years old
I am loving licking battery acid off of the train tracks
I am the murderer of Thomas The Tank Engine, I shot him with a double barrel elephant rifle
I am the actual creator of the entire RDR universe storyline
I am 500 feet tall, I weigh 250,000 tons.
I am classified as a kaiju