ROAST ME!!

Question

I know this is weird but I don't care.
BE SUPER MEAN TO ME

Make it super mean

Remember this is for fun I don't care and I know U don't mean it

Comments

I would roast u but I don't like to burn trash

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it is me originally

im so sorry for this

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O MY GOSH!!! THATS SO GOOD!!!

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thanks

tysm

Answer 1

Um ok... just so u know:

1. I am terrible at roasting!

2. I just don't really like it.

Here goes, my cousin told me this one-I was told to take out the trash, that made me think of you.

He found it online, really cringe

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Comments

Thats funny! U get best answer!

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Yay!

Answer 2

*picks up gamekid*

*yeets gamekid to Venus*

You said that you wanted to be roasted.

Comments

NO!!!!!!!

Answer 3

I CAN'T!!
I LOVE BEING YOUR BESTIE!!!

BUT HERE YOU GO!

If ur names not Google stop acting like you know everything.

Why are you rolling your eyes are you looking for a brain?

I SUCK AT ROASTING

Comments

HeHeHe at least U tried!

Answer 4

Don't worry about the zombie apocalypse. They only want people with brains.

I got that from alexa.

Comments

HeHeHe

Answer 5

Okay, but I want to say sorry beforehand.

Your mom is so slow it took her 9 months to make a joke.

I STOLE THIS OFF OF A VIDEO LOL

Comments

LOL!! Thats funny!

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I SAW THAT ON A MEME A FEW DAYS AGO—

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BAHAHAH-

Answer 6

OK UR UMM

A GOOD FRIEND

I CANT ROAST U UR TOO AWESOME LOL

Comments

HeHEHE

Answer 7

I can't believe I have to explain this to you smooth brain. The reason you can't look in mirrors is bc you break them bc you look like a naked mole rat. With ur dusty musty hair.

(I tried! Also that was ovi a joke)

Comments

U got me right I do Look like a naked mole rat

Just Kidding!

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There’s someone in all of my classes and a lot of people call him “naked mole rat”.

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 Oh that sounds so ... nice

Answer 8

Your face looks like dog's but and when dogs come to meet you, they sniff your face first

Comments

LOL!!! THATS SO FUNNY!!!