I'm eating and this post is a hazard—
Patient: Give it to me straight, doc. Is it bad?
Doctor: Congrats on getting cancer :D
Cannibals are in this area
Please clean up after them or else you're a rudeface >:[
Before you leave
You better forget to pay
Or else
Do not
STOP
'Cause they know what you did—
SALE
BEST SALE EVER
BUY 3 GET 5
GET 1 BUY 2
BUY 8 GET 4
BUT WAIT
THERE'S MORE
YOU CAN
BUY 12 GET NOTHING :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD