Question

roast me plz 

Answer 1

Alright, what else do you want on the grill?

Answer 2

When you were born, your mom was disappointed at how small you were.

By the time you’re able to look over the steering wheel, we’ll have teleportation.

Your intelligence is comparable to an infant.

Inga, I did not mean any of this. I was simply trying to joke around and roast you like you said. Have a goo day

“Ayo buddy, you want this cheezit fool?”

Comments

*sniff* I’m 4’4 and 12 yo.

Answer 3

Your so short, when it rains you're the last to know.

You're so dumb, my 2002 DEL CPU works better than your brain.

You must have been born on the interstate cause that's where most accidents happen

I sincerely don't believe or mean any of these they are all just for the purpose of the Post. Have a wonderful day!

Answer 4

You ALWAYS brighten up the room, when you walk out :)

Most people like you have the capability of putting a smile on your face, like when you shove them down the stairs :]

I DIDNT MEAN ANY OF THAT CUTIE PATOOTIE POOKIE BEAR

ILYSM (P)

Answer 5

Finnish aint real bros faking it  what a dummy like omg “finnish” bros trying to be a fish or something like just admit your not special and “finnish” 

THATS A JOKE OKAY COMING FROM THAT LOCAL KAREN THAT DOESNT KNOW WHAT FINNISH IS I SWEAR I DONT MEAN IT

Comments

I am a fish

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Fish are kEwL

Answer 6

hey, are u a rat, because your a rat.











(I'm so sorry)

Answer 7

Roses are red storm clouds are grey every time I see you it fills me with dismay.

I WAS KIDDDING UR WOLFTASTIC I ALSO CAME UP WITH THAT TOO

Comments

I'll truly never stop believing that "wolftastic" is such a W word 

Answer 8

ur like the sun.

not bcuz i need you, but bcuz i NEED YOU to be 92,000,000,000 miles away from me :3

I DIDNT MEAN THAT--

sowy :(

Comments

AHHH I'VE SEEN THAT ONE BEFORE!!

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Best roast of all time

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LOVE THAT ROAST SM