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So

Should she be a teenager or a child

Teens are way cooler

Wait but if she's a kid then

SHE WONT BE ANNOYING

Waittttt I'm a teen

I'm annoying

I said it myself

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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Hey if I tried to make her burst a hole in the universe

Would time be disrupted?

Noooooo

This ain't sci-if it's FLUFFING REALITY!

CRAZINESS

OMG

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I had a dreaaam last night

Maybe I can make that dream into a story

Wait, that means she would be

In a house

Full of water

And talking foxes

And they'd tell her that ketchup is best served hot

And that salad is a good parka

And then it would start raining

And they would not get wet

They'd get dry?!?!

OMG

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What should I wear today

All I have is neon colors

My mum took all my black clothes

I can't be goth without black

And she's taken all my grey and dark blue!!

I can't be a emo without that

And now she's only left pink????

#GothProblems

#Parents

#EmosandGothsarenotwelcome

Annnnd there goes my black watch

Goth

Girl

Is

Gone

OMG

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A typical brainstorm.



2 Answers

0 votes
by (91.9k points)
Lol! Sounds like a "Where the sidewalk ends" poem!
by (350k points)
+1
I love those!
0 votes
by (42.0k points)
THIS IS SO FUNNY AND RELATIBLE
by (350k points)
+1
#MeEveryDay



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