Question

I swallowed shampoo

probably gonna die

smelled like fruit

that was a lye

called the number on the bottle

spoke to a guy

 he said vomit

 I said why

 he said poison

I said goodbye

I look at my finger

I look at my life

It wasn't that much

 I'll probably be fine.

I sWaLlOwEd ShAmPoO PrObAbLy GoNnA DiE IT SmElLeD liKe FrUiT ThAt WaS A LyE I SWALLOWED SHAMPOO PROBABLY GONNA DIE IT SMELLED LIKE FRUIT THAT WAS A LYE

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OHHHH MY GOSH I FORGOT ABOUT THIS MEME!! 

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OML!! ME TOO

Answer 1

I'M DYING

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Bro I was just about to say this-

I'm dying run

Answer 2

I thought when I left my cousins house I would stop hearing this song but...

Answer 3

I may or may not have memorized this

Answer 4

Me who’s swallowed three arts and crafts beads and almost ate a nickel coin on purpose: I should probably get tested for the eating disorder pica. Because there’s probably a good chance I have it.

Edit: I also eat ice cubes all the time, and my favorite food is snow from the ground. And I also eat my own blood. (I don’t cut myself on purpose)

Wow, I really need to get tested for that disorder, because there’s a very good chance I have it.

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Same

When I was ten I ate a quarter

When I was 8 I tried to eat my gold fish

And I do eat my own blood

And I eat icecubes

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What is that disorder?

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Umm I am sending help

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It’s called pica.

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Yeah but like what happens when you have it

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Welp...I guess I have that then

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Imagine that there are 2 creepy couch potato mods reading all of this...

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Brain just broke

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Lolll

I love eating ice cubes I have eaten idk on purpose or accident a dime, a barbie shoe, a little lego cupcake, and this one was on purpose when I was little I ate and entire eraser after chewing it up.

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But that’s when you’re little. I’m a 11 year old and I’ve done all of the above in the past week.

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Omg!?! You know pica can happen as exposure to lead.

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You mean lead exposure can happen if you have pica?

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Lol

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Noooooooooooooooooooooo If you get lead poisoning it can lead to pica

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*confused*

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nvm

Answer 5

Oh my god I love this meme so much