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Well, there was this one time when I was at my neighbors house painting with my mom and sister, there were other people there 'cuz its a public painting studio, she's got a kilm and everything. Anyway I had opened a Pepsi and after a little bit while I was really focused on painting, and I picked up my Pepsi not really paying attention and it didn't turn out to be my Pepsi, I didn't realize it wasn't my Pepsi until I had took a drink it had turned out that I had took a drink of PAINT.
I once screamed a song about my fictional crush while two serious guys in business suits rang my doorbell
I am allergic to cats. When I went to a friend's house they gave me a cat blanket to sleep with and well... I had an accident :D
BTW this was many years ago so don't make fun of me :D