Something absolutely absurd

Question

Ok so I was playing Roblox Islands and I I’m trying to keep up my stock of berry pancakes cause they heal like 50 health (I think) and they er very useful for bosses and I just looked at the recipe for sweet pancakes

WHY ON EARTH DOES IT TAKE 3 BOTTLES OF SYRUP TO CRAFT THEM)

This reminds me of a Percy Jackson quote from Heroes of Olympus

“I can’t drown and neither can my pancakes” - Percy while drenching his pancakes in maple syrup

Answer 1

Dude that movie (Percy Jackson) rocks!

Comments

*Sounds of anger intensify*

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Ugh the movie? I mean…seriously? The movie? HAVE YOU NOT WATCHED THE SHOWS?

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I watched the movies like the lightning thief.

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HAVE YOU EVEN READ THE BOOKS???

*angry Percy Jackson stan noises*

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Well the books suck.

I haven’t watched the movies but I’ve heard they’re inaccurate, that Rick Riordan didn’t like them.

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I 

WILL

KILL 

YOU

IN

YOUR

SLEEP

FOR

INSULTING

THE

HOLY 

BIBLE 

>:dddddd

But I agree that teh movies suk

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Noted, I just messaged my crush on Roblox that you were gonna destroy me.

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ME SO MAD

I WILL FIGHT

THE MOVIES ARE ABOUT AS GOOD AS A PILE OF TRASH

THE BOOKS ARE HEAVEN

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LIESSSS

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Unfortunately for me, my crush basically never responds to my messages. He’s only responded three times…

:/ - when I told him that I was gonna spam him with messages

yea - when I asked if we were still friends after I spammed him with messages

<:D - when I told him that I was partnering up with the FBI (secretly my best friend) to destroy him

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ALPHA

YOU UNCIVILIZED SWINE

HOW DARE YOU INSULT MY BEAUTIES THAT ARE PERCY JACKSON BOOKS

@Mel 

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X 

A

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GOLLUM GOLLUM

*screeches loudly*

MY PRECIOUS

*smacks alpha*

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*whacks Alpha with a hardcover Sea of Monsters*

Answer 2

XD

Answer 3

Lol xD

Answer 4

Wow!

That's Absolutely absurd!

Comments

Ikr!?!