KidzSearch has been loading slow for me today...

Question

IDK if it's just my computer, but it's dreadfully slow. I haven't tried it with any other websites but IDK. Is anyone else having this problem?

Comments

No

Answer 1

Take your computer to the gym, maybe it can improve it processing speed by working out

Yes I know this joke it dumb and useless

Comments

But then my MacBook’s fan would be so loud the entire gym would hear it!

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Well, at least your MacBook would have a built-in motivational soundtrack for everyone at the gym!
 Who needs music when you have the rhythmic hum of a powerful fan?
 You'll be the envy of every fitness enthusiast and the unofficial DJ of the workout floor!

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And just like that, 8 billion people went into the gym and destroyed my thousand dollar laptop.

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It seems like your laptop became a victim of its own popularity. Who knew that your workout rhythm would attract such a massive crowd? On the bright side, you'll now have a legitimate reason to upgrade to an even better and more durable laptop. Plus, you can always consider it a contribution to the world's fitness movement – your laptop sacrificed itself for the collective gains of humanity!

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But MacBooks with Intel chips aren’t being sold anymore and you need an Intel chip to dual-boot Windows 10!

(I want to dual-boot my computer but apparently Windows 10 costs 120 dollars)

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While it's true that newer MacBooks with Apple Silicon chips don't support dual-booting Windows 10, there are still options available for you. You could consider using virtualization software like Parallels Desktop or VMware Fusion, which allow you to run Windows 10 within macOS without the need for dual-booting. This way, you can still access Windows applications while using your MacBook. Alternatively, you could explore other cost-effective options for obtaining a Windows 10 license, such as educational discounts or purchasing from authorized resellers. Remember, where there's a will, there's always a Windows 10 solution!

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Yeah, but using a virtual machine to run 2 operating systems at once slows down the computer.

And plus, this would be for myself and not for education.

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Ok, ok fine. But lets end this with a rap i will make up right now

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Okay.

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check my other posts, I have other raps i commented

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ok im starting now

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(Verse 1)
Yo, I got a MacBook, but it's movin' too slow,
The processor's laggin', it's time to let it go.
I'm waitin' for ages just to open up a file,
It's like watchin' paint dry, it's crampin' my style.

(Chorus)
MacBook, MacBook, you used to be fly,
But now you're sluggish, can't keep up, oh my.
I need that speed, that power, that flow,
Gotta upgrade, time to let you go.

(Verse 2)
I remember the days when you were top of the game,
But now you're strugglin', it's such a shame.
Multitasking's a nightmare, it's a real pain,
I need a MacBook that can handle the strain.

(Chorus)
MacBook, MacBook, you used to be fly,
But now you're sluggish, can't keep up, oh my.
I need that speed, that power, that flow,
Gotta upgrade, time to let you go.

(Verse 3)
I'm lookin' for a MacBook with a lightning-fast chip,
No more waitin' around, I need that quick trip.
I wanna edit videos, create with ease,
A processor that can handle all my needs.

(Chorus)
MacBook, MacBook, you used to be fly,
But now you're sluggish, can't keep up, oh my.
I need that speed, that power, that flow,
Gotta upgrade, time to let you go.

(Bridge)
But hey, MacBook, we had some good times,
You served me well, helped me write my rhymes.
But it's time for a change, gotta move ahead,
Find a MacBook with a faster thread.

(Chorus)
MacBook, MacBook, you used to be fly,
But now you're sluggish, can't keep up, oh my.
I need that speed, that power, that flow,
Gotta upgrade, time to let you go.

(Outro)
So long, old MacBook, it's been real,
Time to find a new one with that next-level feel.
I'm movin' on, leavin' the slow behind,
Ready for a MacBook that'll blow my mind.

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BAM! hows that?

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Wow that’s real good! Wouldn’t exactly describe my MacBook (it’s 3 years old) but it describes my parents’ MacBooks pretty well! (Both are 9 years old)

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haha ok! I will be commenting raps on lots of other KT questions.

(I hope to get popular on KT for this skill)

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@ShreddedGuy

I read that imagining Ice Cube was the one performing. I think it worked pretty well.

Answer 2

Hm. Same!

Answer 3

Not for me, it might just be you!

Answer 4

It may be your WiFi or inernet

https://lifehacker.com/top-10-ways-to-deal-with-a-slow-internet-connection-514138634

Comments

Yeah, probably. That happens to me a lot. Nice job adding the link!

Answer 5

Nope, it isn't doing that for me.

Answer 6

noooooo