LLM: Hello! Okay. I know I already made a post about cats but not RADIO STYLE! So thanks to Kitten. Now on with the show.
M: So I heard we are talking about cats.
LLM: Yup Molly. Aren't you excited? We are going to talk about facts, opinions and SO much more.
M: *sarcasticly* Great. I would much rather take a nap.
LLM: Well to bad. Get yourself excited! *pulls out script* I have printed out facts to talk about. I think we will even talk about kittens!
M: Can we talk about dogs?
LLM: I will put it on the list for ideas for shows. The first fact is: Cats are one of the most, if not over all, popular pet.
M: ARE DOGS THE BEST!!
LLM: I will look it up. *pulls out phone* There are so many. One has Fresh water fish as first. Dogs and cats are always close. Cats beat dogs on this list.
M: WHAT!?
LLM: *keeps talking over Molly* Wow! It says there are over 500 million demestic cats in the world.
M: *still upset*
LLM: Wait till you hear this. They sleep 13 to 14 hours A DAY!
M: *monotone* wow.
LLM: *ignoring her lack of excitement* I KNOW!
M: *curls up on chair*
LLM: *lowers Molly's mic so she can still be heard*
M: I wanna sleep.
LLM: DON'T!!!
M: Ugh... Just get on with the show.
LLM: Well, my opinion on cats is that DOGs are way BETTER.
M: *jumps up in excitement* Finally someone is in their right mind. I love to chase cats.
LLM: *ignoring Molly* What lowered my opinion of them is the fact that my Grandma's one cat was really mean.
M: as they all are.
LLM: That isn't true.
M: *shrugs* Suit yourself. I have a story.
LLM: Tell it.
M: So, LLM went to an animal shelter camp. AND SHE CAM HOME SMELLING LIKE KITTENS! She betrayed me.
LLM: I wouldn't call it...
M: *angry* AND EVERY FEW WEEKS SHE VOLUNTEERS AND COMES HOME SMELLING LIKE KITTENS!
LLM: You need to calm down. *picks up blanket*
M: *scared* Noooooooooo... not the the the blanket of.... dome!
LLM: Can I trust you?
M: Yes......
LLM: *drops blanket* Well that is all for now. Please tune in to our next show!
M: Bye! I can't wait to take a nap....
LLM: Good B...
*recording stopped by Molly as she leaves*
Credits
Cats
Recorded in LLM Studio
Published by KidzSearch Internation Broadcasting Company
Please see Gem's Show which is our sistering type show.