1.What do Ninjas eat for lunch?
A. Kung-food.
2.Never trust a atom they make up everything
3.what do u call a fake noodle an Impasta
4.Why do French people like to eat snails they can't stand fast food
5. I thought my neighbours were lovely people but they changed the WiFi password
6.A lot of people cry when they cut an onion. The trick is not to form an emotional bond.
7.What do you call a stag with no eyes and no legs? Still no eye-deer
