My mom is choking on cat hair!

Question

Mom: *whispers* I love your little head. It's cute!

Me: You love her little what,it's what?

Mom: Her toe beans. They're little pads on her feet. A lot of people call them toe beans. Most cats' toe beans are pink , but her's are black.

Me: They're cute, aren't they?

Mom: Yes, kind of.

Me: So, Melman has pink toe-

Mom: *cough cough cough cough*

Comments

So, apparently your mom is choking every hour of every day?     

Answer 1

Okay....

Answer 2

Bruh

Answer 3

? Wth Jane this is so weird.

Comments

This Is wEiRd And This Dosent Make Sense Idk What She Or He Is Talking About

Answer 4

Hey Jane not trying to be rude here but YOU DO NOT NEED TO POST EVERTHING THAT IS HAPPENING IN YOU LIFE EVER 30 MINUETS

Comments

Agreed.

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Ha *virtual fist bump*