Shower Thoughts

Question

1. Men are preggo their whole lives.....

2. Most dogs and cats have no clue whatsoever that we can't understand them.

3. What if aliens are actually beautiful as heck.

4. Technically........ We borrow all water that we drink. Let me explain, so when you drink water... You go to the bathroom, right? Ok, so that LIQUID (u know what I'm talking about) is just filtered, sanitized, and then put right back into a water bottle or the pipes. (At least that is what my research told me)

5. Who controls the government?

6. Who taught the first teacher?

7. How often do people clean their washing machine, their mattress, pillows ECT.

Answer 1

1. Im very confused and i dont think i want you to explain...

2. My cat thinks i can understand every word, probably because i translate

3. Yeah they probably are

4. I am never drinking water again

5. No one, thats why its so corrupt

6. The first teacher was a man's father and he taught his child what he knew from personal experience (God taught Adam)

7. Me: almost never, My mom: like every week