Disgusting things found in soda cans(part two of disgusting things found in food)

Question

So you’re not hungry, but you want a can of soda?

How about some coca-cola?

There’s a dead frog in it

That’s just coca-cola tho, what about some pepsi?

Oh, there’s a dead rat in it

NOTHING IS SAFE!?! (Dramatically opens fridge)

    

Answer 1

NO just no...no more soda for me...

Answer 2

Darn, I found a new can of soda around my dead rat. And my frog, too!! Imagine that 

Comments

Maybe they were having an animals only party!

Answer 3

Uh oh.

If someone knows what frog and/or rat tastes like, comment below.

Comments

IK what a frog tastes like. A cooked frog, i mean. It tastes like chicken.

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Chicken is so delicious! Especially Safeway chicken tenders… mmm…

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Raising Canes and Braum's are the best places to go for chicken in my town.

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I’ve never heard of them…

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Well I can understand about Braum's, I've only ever seen them in Northern Texas, BUT NO RAISING CANES??

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I’ve never heard of Raising Canes. Lemme go check where that is…

Aw man, the nearest location is in a whole different state!

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XD

Answer 4

*Snake falls out of fridge

Answer 5

Uh-oh...