(Light Blue = Adonis)
Hello! I'm your host, Nobi Portant, and you're watching Important Studios.
*Applauds and whoop whoops from the audience*
Thank you, thank you, glad to be here! *Sits down*.
Wow. I can't believe this many people came to my show! What an absolute pleasure it is to have you all! But enough small talk. Let's get down to business.
Well, as many of you know, Adonis has crushes somewhere. Bound to happen. But this isn't to embarass my dear friend, because we all know he's going to watch this through Evan's eyes!
*the crowd laughs*
Haha, yes! But in all seriousness, I think we need to bring him in here for more evaluation. Everybody, please give a cheer for Adonis Rex!
*the crowd cheers and whistles as Adonis presents himself.*
Donny! My guy! Welcome to the show. Have a seat, have a seat.
Thanks for having me!
Introduce yourself.
Hey guys, my name's Adonis Tarmatus Rex, and I have no idea why I'm here—
Neither does Kevin.
Kevin?
Yeah, you don't know who Kevin is? Kevin, say hi.
Help—
AHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA Kevin you are SO funny. He's so funny isn't he? Anyways, tell me about yourself. What do you do for a living?
Agh, that's the question of the age. Hmmm. I'm... Unemployed, at the moment.
O...kay? A little sus, but'll have to do! Family?
Now that's a question I can get with. My mom, Rayla Rex, took care of me until I was four, which is when she died. I'm lucky enough to remember her and all the things she did. I miss her every day I'm alive...
I'm so sorry... May I ask how she died?
Diamonians. She worked for the Badlands government when Pharren Ghost decided to help Diamonians raid the continent. They destroyed everything, which is why the Badlands looks the way it does on the outside. He died though, and is probably serving his time in the darkest depths of the Nether for eternity.
And do you think your mother is safe in a quiet and peaceful place in the Nether?
Of course. I have a Nether parent, whoever they may be, and my mother was the best person in the world. It would be cowardly to, if not be in my life, not take care of my mother. It would be absurd.
Speaking of your Nether parent... Who do you think he is?
That's what I'm trying to find out. Diamon has a lot of treasures inside it, maybe if I get some of it, I can afford a divine sensor or maybe my father will just come to me! The perfect plan, right?
Eh... Ahm, Shera was a bit right. You don't really think things through...
Don't get me started on that woman—
Okay, so just a few things before you go. One, do you have any crushes?
Absolutely
REALLY?!
Not.
Oh... So.. No Evan? No Wayne? No.. Sage?
*Blushes* MOVING ON!!!
Huh... What's that? A handritten letter from Writingnerd, one of my most loyal fans? Let's see here.
EGHEMMMM.
"Is Waydonis a thing? Or is Adonis with Evan? PLEASE TELL ME, A GIRL NEEDS TO KNOW—"
Adonis, the world's waiting on you to make a decision. You have three choices! 1. Wayne Wailer, 2. Evan Black, or 3. Sage Fare.
Option 3.
Heheheh
wait no—
Next up, Sage Fare spills the deets on BTS (the production, not the band)
Until next time!
nobodyimportant out—
