ARE. YOU. SLOTH APPROVED!?

Question

HELLLLLLOOOOOO AUDIENCE AND CONTESTANTS, TODAY WE ARE PLAYING THE GAME KNOWN AS

“ARE YOU SLOTH APPROVED!?” *imagine it sorta in the way wheel of fortune is introduced*

I DECIDED TO TURN THIS IN TO A “GAME” FOR NO APPARENT REASON WHATSOEVER

WHY AM I USING CAPS

I HAVE THREE QUESTIONS FOR YOU. IF YOU SAY YES (and you mean it truthfully) TO ONE OF THESE, YOU ARE

*********SLOTH APPROVED!***********

I’M YOUR HOST, SLOTH, THE OL CRINGY ATTEMPTING-TO-BE-MORE-NOTICED-BUT-DOESN’T-KNOW-HOW-TO-DO-THAT-AND-IS-TYPING-ABSOLUTE-RANDOMNESS-NOW-HI-PEOPLE-WHAT-AM-I-DOING- NEWBIE EVERYONE KNOWS AND POSSIBLY LIKES. 

QUESTION NUMBER ONE:

Do you, my dear friend, like cheese?

Do you, my dear friend, like eggs?

Do you, my dear friend, like cheesy eggs?

**(Miss, that’s three questions)>**

AH, TONY… MY MAN.. 

SHUSH

ARE YOU SLOTH APPROVED? ANSWER HONESTLY BELOW

Comments

1 YASSSSSS CHEESE 4 EVERRR

2 YASSSSSS EGGS 4 EVERRR

3 uhm what a silly question....... OF COURSE I DO !! 

AM I SLOTH APPROVED ????

      me

---

CHEESEEEE

---

@I WAS CRAZY ONCE, YOU ARE

***ABSOLUTELY SLOTH APPROVED!***

YET ANOTHER WINNER!

Tell me what you want your prize to be, I can do basically ANYTHING

---

I WANT AN INFININITY AMOUNT CHEESE ON EGGS

---

HERES A PLATE OF FOREVER REGENERATING CHEESY EGGS

*Hands*

---

1 Yes

2 Yes

3 Yes

-coolkids

Answer 1

1) if it's melted absolutely

2) yes

3) OMG I FORGOT ABOUT THAT DELICACY

YUMMM

IMMA MAKE THAT FOR BREAKFAST TOMORROW

THANK YOU PSYCHOSLOTH

Answer 2

1. YES

2. YAS
3. wait what is cheese eggs?

Comments

The best invention ever

Answer 3

1) Cheese is pretty good when combined with other foods, but I don't care for it on its own.

2) I guess I like eggs? I'm pretty neutral on that.

3) Yeah, they're good.

Answer 4

I like some cheese, but not necessarily all cheese.

I like some eggs, but they have to be cooked right.

I occasionally like cheese on eggs but not always.

Aye mates am I approved by the insane, hysterical, tyrannical Lord of the Sloths?

Comments

Absolutely, I’ll take the sometimes.

YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW MANY “SUCK-UP” POINTS THAT BEAUTIFUL TITLE JUST GAVE YOU

***COMPLETELY SLOTH APPROVED***

What do you want as a prize??

Answer 5

1. YESS I LITERALLY MADE A CHEESE GRATER THAT MY FRIENDS THOUGHT WAS A TORTURE DEVICE :D (it's one that was used in the 1800s)

2. EGGGGGS YUP.

3. OF COURSE!!!!!!

Comments

SO MANY WINNERS

CHEESE GRATER, AY? MADE OF CHEESE?

Ahem

You’re ***SLOTH APPROVED!****

What do you want as a prize?

Answer 6

[yes

depends on how you cook them

yes]

- Dino (he/they/xe)

Comments

***DEFINITELY SLOTH APPROVED!***

I don’t like my eggs uncooked. But my great grandpa likes his so runny that they aren’t cooked, just warm. Its nasty. And yes, he’s still alive.

What do you want your prize to be?

Answer 7

[yeah

yeah

yeah]

Comments

****ABSOLUTELY SLOTH APPROVED!!****

WE HAVE A WINNER

YOUR PRIZE IS

UM

TELL ME WHAT YOU WANT THE PRIZE TO BE ILL DO ANYTHING

---

[uh

potato :>]

---

*hands a oversized potato*

Answer 8

yes

depends on how they were cooked

no

Comments

SLOTH APPROVED!

I refuse to eat eggs that are runny like Sunny Side Up so I get that-

But cheesy, cooked-well eggs are tasty. To me. How come not for you?

---

same

Answer 9

ALL EXCEPT FOR LAST

Comments

SLOTH APPROVED!

Except if you like both cheese and eggs, why not like and admire their glory together?

Answer 10

1. YES

2. NOT REALLY

3. WUT

---

a m   I   s l o t h   a p p r o v e d

Comments

YES, BECAUSE YOU SAID YES TO ONE.

BUT HOW DARE YOU NOT REALLY LIKE EGGS

AND ITS PRONOUNCED “wat” MY DEAR

---

ACTUALLY IN ANGLE-LAND IT'S PRONOUNCE "WOT"

---

It’s actually “wot”.

---

I FORGOT WOT WAS A VERSION OF WAT

If it’s Wot, why didn’t you say it in the first place?

---

BECAUSE I'M NOT FROM ANGLE-LAND—

---

Yer a wizard arry'

a WOT?

---

I'm a wot?

NO, I SAID YER A WIZARD >:[