I’m pretty sure it’s a real song but I can’t think of the title:
Down in my neckbeard nest
Of winding tales of magic pests,
I summon thee, all who seek
The Blade which is better than the rest—
Oh, ho—my neck beard nest!
Foreboding mists of Mountain Dew
And dusty trails of Cheeto dust!
I have studied the Blade longer than you
In oh, whoa, thy neckbeard nest!
I can continue if ye like. I’m sure Shred will too.