Cursed Transalations

Question

I got a 95 on my Chinese test, So here are some terrible translations. 

The Trash will finally have a home?

and They already do

Temu-

Wait

My brain hurts

if you litter, You will have no problems with the law then?

Aww Man, I was gonna do that

Svalbard in a nutshell

but srrsly this fits in Svalbard-

Guys

Beware of the safety 

Ok.

Answer 1

SO FUNNYThat sucks I wanted to eat the carpet

Comments

Why 

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IDK

Answer 2

dang I wanted some carpet today

Comments

Carpet with some cheese and glaccatch totch on it 

MMM!

DELICIOUS!

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same bro

Answer 3

IM AT SCHOOL AND IM LAUGHING HELP ME WAIT HOW DID NO ONE NOTICE

Comments

I CANT EVEN BE QUIET WHEN I LAUGH-

Answer 4

Me: 

Safety: Why are you running? WHY ARE YOU RUNNING?!

Comments

safety bad

Answer 5

DYING HERE IS STRICTLY PROHIBITED--

THAT AINT GONNA STOP MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE--

Comments

THE POLICE ARE AFTER YOU!!!

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AYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
IM IN SKOOL RN--

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I JUST ENTERED SCHOOL AND WANNA GET OUT

Answer 6

Yo, We found Svalbard.

Comments

Svalbard 2.0

Answer 7

boost