Cursed toy knockoffs

Question

DISCLAIMER : a lot of these toys are from 3rd world countries, this is not hating on 3rd world countries. I was born and raised in 3rd world country (Venezuela) so I had to deal with the pain of knockoff toys 

These Totally-real Amogus toys  look sus 

aww yes... Elbow (me and Nobi made an inside joke called Leif Elmosson once)

Kids love politics, and pokemon is super political (all jokes aside, Im a pokemon fan and I can comfirm that Pokemon is political)

bro took "sonic colors" to a new level.

"You guys have My Little Pony, we have H O R S E"

all jokes aside, if you saw the new MLP reboot, dosent she look like one of the new ponies

Aww yes : Lightning McQueen, Power Ranger, Superman, Batman, Spider man and   S H R E K

TOY STORY 5 SPOILERS GUYSGUYSGUYS

 

Uhh what happened here?

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My favorite Avengers hero, Buzz Lightyear 

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Btw I AM making this into a series called "Cursed __________" so uhh yeah

Answer 1

In my country I saw a Minecraft Lego world... Without a T. They can't even make knockoffs properly. The clothes are the worst. We get dresses that has some teeny mistake from popular brands that had been rejected.. Sigh...

At least it's not worse like your country. (Can we switch lives?)

Comments

Well... in Venezuela there is a lot of crime and in April of this year, a building in the city I used to live in (I live in the USA now) exploded. Also 95% of people dealt with Extreme Poverty

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Oh!

Not bad. You can come over to our country. We get free flats.

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supa late but what's ur country?

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Maldives..The heaven on earth.. :)

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That's actually mega Coolio

Answer 2

I once had a baseball cap with Power Rangers on it, but the cap says "Superman" :))))

Comments

I remember back when I was 5 I got some ripoff My Littlle Pony toys and I didnt care

4 years later, I watched a youtube video on fake toys vs real toys and I realized that very quickly

Answer 3

Funny how they named him Elbow when, in the doodle, that's the one thing he doesn't have x3

-Nobi

Answer 4

Is nobody serious concerned about the Horse toy? That looks seriously cursed.

Answer 5

Wait why isn't Thomas a steam engine?

Answer 6

hello elbow! we ARE good frien

Answer 7

WHAT??
also....

do you still live in Veneazuela?

Comments

No- I live in the US now

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ok

Answer 8

Woody, what happened-

Mm, yes indeed. Elbow. My favorite character; such an inspiring catchphrase, "We are good friend". Really hits home. 

- Dino/Wilbur/Toby (he/they/xe)

Comments

tbh idk why people are hating on a Toy Story 5 reboot. we already have leaked inages

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lol

Answer 9

make a cursed science diagrams version