1. There’s a reason I’m wearing cinnamon roll earbuds, guys.
2. Hmm… cake or death? Imagine all the people who are allergic to cake…
3. Well, were you allowed to wear trousers?
4. I see that every day, I don’t see anything wrong with it.
5. Me talking to people in real life be like:
6. This is also me. Except more me and less sugar-coated half-lies.
7. He? You mean me?
8. Guys, we summoned Carly, who spells summoning “summouning”.
9. And my horse is in Banland.
10. Thanks! Yours does too! (I don’t have a cat)
11. Guys, let’s make an Owen Parsnip fan club!
12. This, my friend, will be the world in 1.727265188374573 centuries. Exactly.