Oh God

Question

A boy asked me if I chosed to be Autistic 

Bruh

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Off topic, But im gonna have a sleep over at Nihara's today (but first I have to go to the doctor's due to my cho- Cold. I SAID COLD GUYS

Answer 1

How would you cho- that doesn’t make any sense :p

Also hope you have fun at the sleepover :D

Comments

Finally, a good rendition of my least favorite song!

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Stop we need a full version of catch it maybe.

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:D

I threw my health in the trash

Don't ask me, I'll never last

I looked to you as it fell

And now you're getting it too

I'd trade my soul for a wish

'phoyd and 'leara for my bliss

I was looking for this

But now I'm getting my way

Your health was holdin'

Resparation, air was flowin'

Hot night, germs were blowin'

Where you think you're going, baby?

Hey, I just met you

And this is crazy

But here's my Cholera

So catch it, maybe?

Wow that took too long

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*gasp*

NEW BILLBOARD 100 CHART-TOPPER, MAYBE??!!!

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Lera and Phoid are foodborne and waterborne but Im sobbing

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'Phoid VS 'Lera

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Oh yeah, we’re doing Socratic circles (well we just finished them) and we talked about cholera!

Well, more like water pollution, but cholera and typhoid were both mentioned.

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I think your teacher was trying to summoun every Scandinavian Emigration Era Enthusiast or Oregon Trail player by simply mentioning Cholera or Typhoid (im both. Well, im not Cholera or Typhoid)

Anyways...

MY SCHOOL BANNED CHOLERA BECAUSE OF THE CHOLERA BOYS AT MY SCHOOL

What has my humor become. I now wont stop giggling when Cholera gets mentioned 

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Guys my Cholera will be the number one hit song sooon!

Answer 2

I love how the best asnwer has the weirdest comment thread ever

Answer 3

GUYS CARLY HAS CHOLERA! EVERYONE, EVACUATE!

Comments

Bro dosent know the symptoms of Cholera

Answer 4

Wow. WHELM ACTUALLY-

SHUT UP NERD ALTER EGO PHOENIX >:(

Comments

I want an alter ego but idk where to buy them

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Oh well I would say get it on amazon but you really shouldn't support evil overlord Jeff Bezos. I have multiple. I am an alter ego COLLECTOR

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"Bezos" means "Kisses" in Spanish so his name is Jeff Kisses.

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Really!? XD That's hilarious

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yes

I'm a native spanish speaker (I was born in Venezuela and I started learning English at 5 years old. my family moved to America when I was 8 due to the politicial crisis in Venezeula)

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Wow cool!

Answer 5

I also have a cold. Hope it gets better by May 17

Comments

Ja vi elsker dette landet

Answer 6

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I hope you get to feeling better soon!

Answer 7

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