Joke and meme Contest

Question

Hi guys, I am holding a contest. This contest is where you say a joke, you can search a joke up or can make it up. It must be appropriate for kids. No swearing! The winners would be the most funny meme and the most funny joke. Good Luck  

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henrey danger bro she does not know hes her brother

Answer 1

When you just get in bed and you forgot a water

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Lol. I might pick you. Could you spread the word of this contest pls?

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Heck yeah!

Answer 2

Why did the dog stand still?


(I will answer in a few days by commenting on this answer)

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He was on "paws"!

Answer 3

What did the pirate say when he was 80? Aye Matey!!!!

Answer 4

Why was the turkey in the pop group? Because he was the only one with drumsticks!

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Lol

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Haha

Answer 5

OK here is a joke: (This is a REALLYY creepy one my brother came up with)

Q: What's the only button you cant find at the store?

A: A BELLYBUTTON :( creepy ikr 

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Q: Why can't your nose be 12 inches long?

A: Because then it would be a FOOT (get it?)

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Q: If you were in a race, and then you passed the person in 2nd place, what place would you be in? 

I WANT YOU GUYS TO ANSWER THIS RIDDLE. IF YOU GET IT RIGHT, THEN I GIVE YOU A SHOUT-OUT AND A.........................TACOOOOO LE YUMMY TACOOOO

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1st place

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Is this some kind of trick question? You'd be in 2nd place, no?

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Thanks!

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Yeah, you'd be in second place. Crazy ikr :) 

@DukeSilver here is your TACO:

yayyyy for taco 

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2nd place

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Second place

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I know the answer to the riddle now. You’d be in 2nd place, and the person you just passed would be in 3rd place.

Answer 6

Lol

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Lol

Answer 7

~ Wraya <3

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Very funny. Can you spread the message?

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Sure! I'd love to! 

~ Wraya <3