#1:
everyone told Sam not to sing.
Samsung anyway.
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#2: what starts with an "O" and ends with "nions" and sometimes makes you cry?
Opinions.
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#3: did you hear about the guy who cut off the left side of his body?
he's all right now.
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#4:Bruce Lee had a vegan brother.
his name was Broco Lee
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and lastly #5: i stepped on a cheerio.
im now a cereal killer.
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:D
