Do You Pronounce Things Differently Than What They Really Are?

Question

I pronounce chocolate "cockolate"

Kitchen is "chicken"

Fudge round is "fudge wound"

Marshmallow is "Mushmellow"

Ikr most of these are foods

Answer 1

I switch the first letters of some things. Like instead of hand sanitizer, I say "sand hanitizer." I don't even mean too -_-

Comments

One time i had to recite a poem that had the words "living water" in it and i accidentally said "liver rater." LOLOLOLOL

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YESSSSSS XD

Answer 2

I can’t name any, but there is at least 1 word that I pronounce differently.