DON'T TOUCH THAT POST!!!! *rp*

Question

Actually it's called DON'T TOUCH THAT BUTTON!!! but seriously, if you've clicked this post, then you have done yourself the worst possible harm that has ever existed before. You're supposed to have developed a resistance to temptation, children! D:<<<

Basically this is a roleplay where you see a (insert your own creative description) button and if you touch it, something drastic happens. So...?

DON'T TOUCH THAT BUTTON!!!!

Alright, it's showtime. See that button there?

*innocently points at the red button in the middle of KidzTalk*

Admire it, like a good naive child.

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EXAMPLE:

Esie the III: *drops a rabid ender dragon on the glowing green button*

And I will reply with something like: @Esie the III, the glowing green button likes your style. You suddenly have the power to summon aliens from planet Destructo at will. Next time it might not be so merciful, though...

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Rules? Just follow the normal rules. You can sniff it, dance around it, watch others make fool of themselves, but don't you dare touch that button.

Comments

Sits on button* What button? I see nothing.

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Fluffy Puppi, you have been teleported to Mars. Have fun mwahaha

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Puts golden eagle on button* Golden eagle has died. Mwahaha. Not my problem. That's what you get.

Answer 1

Hmmmm really? *innocently sets GravityCentered on the button and walks away* MwaHaha MwaHaha MwaHaha.

xoxo,

Queen cat

Answer 2

*does the macarena on button*

Answer 3

Huh? Puts JD2005 on the button.

Comments

Sassy girl, hundreds of eye-hurting colors start appearing and disappearing every second.

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JD2005 is supposed to experience that!!

Answer 4

Goes skydiving and falls on the button

Comments

-GoldenEagle-, all eagles in the sky start divebombing you.

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Help

Answer 5

What if I do this… *picks up Esie the III and drops it on the button*

Comments

EloquentRacer and Esie the III, you both now have an absurd fear of the color blue.

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WAIT, OUR NAMETAGS ARE BLUE!!!!! NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Answer 6

Drops Creeper on button

Comments

Minecraftnerd, the button gives ultimate power to a nearby elephant.

Answer 7

Me: Yells at the acid-mustard yellow button and pokes it with a stick.

Comments

Writingnerd, you turn yellow- skin, hair and all. 

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Also me: smashes button with a piece if cake.

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Writingnerd, a hundred papers that say "WHY ARE YOU STILL PRESSING THE BUTTON?" appear and stick to you.

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Me: takes out one of the pens I keep in my pocket and say 'bc' and then scribble on the button.

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Writingnerd, the button admires your persistence. A triple loop rainbow appears in the sky.

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Me: leans on the rainbow before realizing that I can't and fall, and then paint the button with rainbow paint that I also keep in my pocket.

Answer 8

Ayo Sassy girl, don’t listen to Esie. If you touch the button, you get 10 years of good luck. So press it NOW!

Comments

Too late...

I hate you!! You want bad stuff to happen to me.

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In real life, I don’t… and I don’t hate you.