"I'm not being a coward, full Walmart."
*walks down the street with sunglasses* "I'm cool." *trips on rock and faceplants*
"It's my two favorite people; John Wayne and Wayne Gretzky."
"You don't know what it's like to stand on a battlefield pretending to fight for something you believe in!"
"Buy a lamp about it."
"WE WILL NEVER GIVE UP OUR HOMES, OUR LANDS, OR OUR COOKIES."
"Well, apparently we are all models of self-restraint."
"YOU DON'T KNOW ME VERY WELL! That helps."
"Is that a.. zucchini sticking out of his face?"
"NOO! MISTER SMILEY!"
"I think he died from the background explosions."
"Chonky cats."
