Hello, fellow weirdos.
Here are some chaotic and slightly sus sentences me, my friends, family, and also some quotes from TV, and some things I have said/read accidentlly:
I once read a pin that said 'blessed' as 'oatmeal'.......
My BFF thought that a GIF that said 'you inspire me' said 'can I inspect you'
I told my BFF that I almost got my thumb stuck in something and she thought I said 'I almost got my bum stuck in there'
My sister asked what kind of cookies my BFF had for her birthday party and instead asked 'what kind of cushions are they'
"AHA!!! THERE'S MY JELLYBEAN-"
-My bff
"It looks like my hands when I drink too much gluten-intorlerence"
-Me when I got red dye on my hands
"Maybe I should just walk up to them and sit on them until they surrender"
-Warrior cats
"Come to the dark side;we have Poptarts!"
-a chapter from Magnus Chase
"Make way for the ducklings or they will smack you on the head!"
-also a chapter from Magnus Chase
"Okay, meet Mr. Johnson, the catepillar. He's either you're husband or father. Which one do you prefer?"
-Me to my friend who's last name is Johnson
"You have some evil thoughts for a goat."
"Why, thank you."
-The lightning theif
"Well, there's your problem, you have a sword up your nose!"
-Yet another chapter from Magnus Chase
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