100 Things I WILL NOT DO...

Question

...At The Mall

Welcome to my not-so-much revival of Esie's So-called Contests! Today, our goal is to capture the attention of kids all around KidzTalk and try to accumulate 100 Things I WILL NOT DO At The Mall

The basic gist of the game is to answer with as many things you can think of of things you WILL NOT DO At The Mall. Feel free to answer as many times as you would like! 

Note: To avoid spamming, post the things you will not do at the mall in your own answer instead of replying to another's answer.

I'll start.

1. (Esie) I will not break any windows.
2. I will not let my second personality break any windows.
3. I will not not eat all of the pretzels.
4. I will not set off the sprinklers.
5. I will not start obsessing over a dragon figurine that is too expensive for me to buy.
6. (GirlPwr4Eva) I sadly will not steal all of the cute juniors clothes that are too big for me anyway :,(
7. I will never help nobi watch kevin while she goes to the bathroom
8. I will never be a weirdo *crosses fingers*
9. I will not rickroll everybody who walks into Chickfila
10. (DukeSilver) I will not open carry in the mall.
11. (nobodyimportant) I will not punch someone in the face who cuts in line. 
12. I will not let Kevin play Pac-Man whilst I stay struggling to find the right fitting clothes for his disproportionate body.
13. I will not jump in the fountain that may or may not be present in said mall.
14. I will not buy the knockoff brands of Nike, like Mike, Bike, and Give This Answer a Like.
15. I will not walk up to your mom and say hi.
16. I will not have any idea what [15] has to do with anything.
17. (EloquentRacer92) I will not break rules at the mall.
18. I will not speak Romanian.
19. I will not rickroll Joe Biden.
20. I will not buy waterjuice.
21. I will not go to a Best Buy in a mall, and use their electronics primarily to control the Google Nest across the store. 
22.  I will not go into a clothing store, and say “MAKE SURE TO LIKE AND SUBSCRIBE, I NEED 0.1 SUBS”.
23. (Sassy girl) I will not buy stuff I never need 
24. I will not want to buy adults clothing in the mall
25. I will not go to the mall

1/4 of the way there!

Answer 1

I will never not stop at the book store to read

I will never not ask for free samples at food and makeup stores

I will never not look at lululemon

I will never not try on clothes at the mall.

Comments

We found a loophole, guys…

Answer 2

1. I will never stop loving Taylor Swift

2. I will never stop loving my crush

3. I will never be a bad friend

4. I will never give up my dream of becoming an author

5. I will never leave KT!!!!

Answer 3

Carly

1. I will not stop liking Nordic things

2. I will never listen to Taylor Swift

3. I will never Disapoint my Ancestors

4. I will never go to a party

5. I will never quit Youtube

6. I will never do something good

Comments

"5. I will never quit YouTube

6. I will never do something good"

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Uff da that didn't age well

I quitted youtube 2 weeks ago

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Uff da indeed

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Uff das

Answer 4

1 I will not buy stuff I never need

2 I will not want to buy adults clothing in the mall (tops and large stuff)

3  I will not go to the mall

Answer 5

I will not not break rules at the mall.

Comments

Aww, c'mon! Can't you be a little more creative? Or at least specific?

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I will not speak Romanian.

I will not rickroll Joe Biden.

I will not buy waterjuice.

I will not go to a Best Buy in a mall, and use their electronics primarily to control the Google Nest across the store.

I will not go into a clothing store, and say “MAKE SURE TO LIKE AND SUBSCRIBE, I NEED 0.1 SUBS”.

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why Romanian 

Answer 6

1. I will not punch someone in the face who cuts in line.

2. I will not let Kevin play Pac-Man whilst I stay struggling to find the right fitting clothes for his disproportionate body.

3. I will not jump in the fountain that may or may not be present in said mall.

4. I will not buy the knockoff brands of Nike, like Mike, Bike, and Give This Answer a Like.

5. I will not walk up to your mom and say hi.

6. I will not have any idea what 5 has to do with anything.

-Nobi

Answer 7

I will not open carry in the mall.

Only because I've seen the videos. You can just be standing there and then get tackled by seven cops for no apparent reason.

Comments

I don't know if it was an autocorrect or if KS edited it, but was that supposed to say "I will not open fire in the mall."?

If this was intentional and I just have a small vocabulary of other words I can use for the word "fire" then please tell me so I know next time 

-Nobi

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Open fire is different from open carry. I dunno if KS will let me tell you what they are, so might as well look the definitions up.

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Oh, okay. Thanks, Elo!

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Nah, I just said 'open carry.'

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Ah, right. I'm going to look up what that means.

Answer 8

1. I sadly will not steal all of the cute juniors clothes that are too big for me anyway :,(

2. I'll never help nobi watch kevin while she goes to the bathroom

3. I will never be a weirdo *crosses fingers*

4. I will not not rickroll everybody who walks into Chickfila (which i am craving like heck rn)