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Me: The ocean is a soup!

Him: Could you explain?

Me: What's in a soup?

Him: Water, salt, vegetables, and meat.

Him: ...

Him: The ocean is a soup!

Me: THE OCEAN IS A SOUP!!!

BTW if 10 answers/comments I'll do Shower Thoughts #2



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Never thought of that
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Well, if the ocean is a soup, why is the ocean still there? Why haven’t people ate it up already?
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Lol
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Well if that's the case then I suppose that my boot is also Jupiter.

And that means my leather is a computer.

Which means that Johnny Cash is nothing more than a blade of sweet-grass.

.....

I hereby declare the world is doomed.
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. . .I never thought about that.

Welp. Excuse me while I question life-
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So we could have been eating ocean soup this whole time?

We even have crushed up crackers to go with the soup!

You mean sand?

Wut

-Nobi




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