HELLLLLLOOOOOO AUDIENCE AND CONTESTANTS, TODAY WE ARE PLAYING THE GAME KNOWN AS
“ARE YOU SLOTH APPROVED!?” *imagine it sorta in the way wheel of fortune is introduced*
I DECIDED TO TURN THIS IN TO A “GAME” FOR NO APPARENT REASON WHATSOEVER
WHY AM I USING CAPS
I HAVE THREE QUESTIONS FOR YOU. IF YOU SAY YES (and you mean it truthfully) TO ONE OF THESE, YOU ARE
*********SLOTH APPROVED!***********
I’M YOUR HOST, SLOTH, THE OL CRINGY ATTEMPTING-TO-BE-MORE-NOTICED-BUT-DOESN’T-KNOW-HOW-TO-DO-THAT-AND-IS-TYPING-ABSOLUTE-RANDOMNESS-NOW-HI-PEOPLE-WHAT-AM-I-DOING- NEWBIE EVERYONE KNOWS AND POSSIBLY LIKES.
QUESTION NUMBER ONE:
Do you, my dear friend, like cheese?
Do you, my dear friend, like eggs?
Do you, my dear friend, like cheesy eggs?
**(Miss, that’s three questions)>**
AH, TONY… MY MAN..
SHUSH
ARE YOU SLOTH APPROVED? ANSWER HONESTLY BELOW