Someone: SLAYYYYYYYY!
Me: Did you just call me a school of fish—
I KNEW THAT TOO MUCH SANITIZER WOULD DESTROY THE WORLD
Also, sometimes love just be like that.
The meaning of pizza is delicious. That's all we need to know.
Excuse me why does 23andme translate to executed is the translator trying to tell us something—
I. LOVE. ZIS. SO. MUCH.
I don't know how I was able to take that all in. That literally set me on a laughing fit.
-Nobi