Scandinavia in a nutshell:
Sweden: Peaceful and efficient Norway: Rich and beautiful Denmark: Happy and cozy Finland: Quiet and innovative
Meanwhile, Iceland...
Iceland: exists
Everyone else: "Wow, Iceland is so cool!"
Iceland: "Thanks, I guess?
Also Iceland...
Iceland: has lots of volcanoes
Everyone else: "Wow, Iceland is so cool!"
Iceland: "Please don't anger the volcanoes."
Greenland enters the chat
Greenland: is the world's largest island
Everyone else: "Wow, Greenland is huge!"
Greenland: "And mostly covered in ice."
Faroe Islands join
Faroe Islands: have a unique culture and language
Everyone else: "Wow, the Faroe Islands are fascinating!"
Faroe Islands: "We're happy to share our heritage."
Aland Islands arrive
Aland Islands: are a Swedish-speaking autonomous region of Finland
Everyone else: "Wow, that's interesting!"
Aland Islands: "We're proud of our unique identity."
Sapmi enters the conversation
Sapmi: is a region spanning across Norway, Sweden, Finland, and Russia, traditionally inhabited by the Sami people
Everyone else: "Wow, we've never heard of Sapmi before!"
Sapmi: "We've been here for thousands of years."
The Arctic Ocean appears
Arctic Ocean: is the smallest and shallowest ocean
Everyone else: "Wow, the Arctic Ocean is cute!"
Arctic Ocean: "I may be small, but I'm still important."
Antarctica enters the chat
Antarctica: is the southernmost continent and the coldest, driest, and windiest place on Earth
Everyone else: "Wow, Antarctica is so extreme!"
Antarctica: "Please don't visit me without proper preparation."
The Northern Lights show up
Northern Lights: are a natural light display in the Earth's sky, most commonly seen in the Arctic and Antarctic regions
Everyone else: "Wow, the Northern Lights are magical!"
Northern Lights: "Glad you like the show."
The Midnight Sun makes an appearance
Midnight Sun: is a natural phenomenon where the sun is visible at midnight during the summer months in the Arctic and Antarctic regions
Everyone else: "Wow, the Midnight Sun is mind-blowing!"
Midnight Sun: "It's just a regular day for me."
The trolls come out to play
Trolls: are mythical creatures from Scandinavian folklore
Everyone else: "Wow, the trolls are so cool!"
Trolls: "Please don't feed us after midnight."
The elves join in
Elves: are mythical creatures from Nordic folklore
Everyone else: "Wow, the elves are adorable!"
Elves: "We prefer to be called 'hidden people (Huldufölk)'."
Sweden: glitches and leaves
Everyone else: "What just happened to Sweden?!"
Concerned silence
Scandinavian-Americans: are Americans of Scandinavian descent, primarily from Norway, Sweden, Denmark, Iceland, and Finland
Everyone else: "Wow, there are so many of you!"
Scandinavian-Americans: "We're proud of our heritage and happy to share it."
Kven: is an ethnic minority group in northern Norway, with roots in Finland
Everyone else: "We've never heard of Kven before."
Kven: "We've been here for over a thousand years."
Vikings: were seafaring people from the late eighth to early 11th century, known for their raids and exploration
Everyone else: "Wow, the Vikings were so cool!"
Vikings: "We were just trying to survive and make a living.”
Vikings: "We believe in the value of exploration and adventure."
Norway: Ha det!
Denmark: Farvel!
Finland: Näkemiin!
Iceland: AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Greenland: Takuss!
Faroe Islands: Farvæl!
Aland Islands: Adjö!
Sapmi: Báze Dearvan
Scandinavian-Americans: Bye!
Kven: Näkemiin!
Vikings: Skál!
part 2 coming in 23,000 years
