VikingGirl26/Nordic_Genealogist presents….
Scandinavian history : The chaotic play
[Prehistory]
Norway : Hey guys.
Sweden : Hi
Denmark : sup
Finland : HEI
Sweden : it is lonely here
Norway : yeah, I wish more people came here
[Sápmi enters the chat]
Sápmi : Hi. we are the sámi. We are from the North. Will you be friends with us
Norway : Hi
Sweden : Hi
Finland : Hei
Denmark : Im so lonely, you know what
*sends something to germany* WE ARE THE DANES
Norway and Finland : Want to hang out and stuff
Sápmi : YEAH
Denmark : alright guys, we are the Danes.
[Viking Age]
Norway : we are gonna raid
Sweden : raid what
Norway : Our neighbors. Raiding is super fun
Denmark : Can we join?
Norway : Sure
Finland : alright, so the rest of us are forming some alliance of raiding. Would you like to help them teach your skills
Sápmi : Of course. And we can also trade.
Finland : Great
Norway, Sweden, Denmark : RAID ON
[few years later after they raid and settle in a lot of europe]
Norway : Look what we found
Sweden : what
Denmark : what
Norway : Iceland.
[Iceland enters the chat]
Iceland : Hello
Sweden : Let’s move there.
Norway : we also came across Newfounland. We came 2nd
Sweden : yay! Go Vikings!
Faroe Islands and Greenland : we also got explored
Denmark : Who are these 2?, and may I take the Green Guy
Norway : YES
CHAPTER 3 : union
At the hall
Denmark : I have a great Idea
Everyone : wut
Denmark : Lets unite
Sápmi : *singing* I WANNA BE MYSELF, NOT NOBODY ELSE
[They unite as the Kalmar Union]
Few years later
Sweden : I HATE YOU
Denmark : I HATE YOU
Sweden : YOU STOLE MY LAND
Denmark : WAR
Sweden : YEAH
*they fought about a trillion times*
Iceland, Faroe Islands and Greenland : *grabs popcorn* We are drama free
Sápmi : I am glad I didn’t sign up for this
Norway : What is happening
Finland : WHY IS RUSSIA INVADING ME I WANNA KEEP KARELIA
Russia : KARELIA IS MINE
Sweden : I HATE YOU DENMARK
Norway : Yeah, I think this is the worst descion ever. Denmark. I wanna leave this union
*everyone leaves*
Denmark : Hello? Can anyone help me.
Iceland : You’re a scam.
Greenland : I can’t believe you own me.
Denmark : ok I guess
CHAPTER 4 : MORE CHAOS
Denmark : Hey Norway
Norway : yeah Denmark.
Denmark : You are under my law
Norway : what did I do
Denmark : stuff
Sweden : Guys im going to the other part of the world. Bye
Denmark : Bye enemy
FInland : I have a surprise for you
Sápmi : what is it?
Finland : You have a state now
Sápmi : yay, I now have 100,366 kilometers of land to myself
Iceland : Yay!
Greenland : is it weird that nothing happens
Faroe Islands : yeah
Denmark : we are finally getting alone
Finland : yeah, probably because your best friend left
Denmark : SWEDEN IS NOT MY FRIEND
Sweden : I AM BACK
Denmark : I am so excited (sarcastically)
Sweden : what happened
Iceland : Norway is now owned by Denmark, Sápmi got its own state, and we did nothing.
Sweden : ah ok
CHAPTER 5 ：Chaos part 2#
Norway : I want independence
Denmark : Fine, just don’t form any unions
Norway : Hey Sweden
Sweden : yeah
Norway : want Unite?
Sweden : YES
Norway : Independence From Denmark!
Sweden : More land!
Denmark : HEY-
Norway : maybe this isnt a good idea, do you have any food?
Sweden : Nope. Not even a tiny bowl.
Norway : do you have money?
Sweden : Nope
Norway : Do you at least have shelter
Sweden : Nope. Too cold. We can’t do anything here.
Norway : Want to get out
Sweden : yeah.
(they went to America)
Swedish-Americans : this is perfect. WE HAVE LAND.
Norwegian-Americans : we have a problem.
Swedish-Americans : what
Norwegian-Americans : Our kids might lose our Scandinavian heritage!
Swedish-Americans : WHAT WILL WE DO?
Norwegian-Americans : at least they are safe
Swedish-Americans : where is Denmark? I miss them even thought we are enemies
Finland : Iceland?
Iceland : yes.
Finland : you know the chaos Norway and Sweden are dealing with, they already lost a lot of population.
Iceland : let me guess. You are Gonna Move to Am-
FInland : I HAVE A WAR, WITH RUSSIA AND NORSWEDE
Iceland : what about Sápmi?
Finland : They’re doing ok.
Iceland : Good
ＣＨＡＰＴＥＲ 6：Chaos part 3#
Sweden : Goodbye Norway. Those were the worst 91 Years of my life.
Norway : I agree.
Iceland : GUYS
Norway : Drama.
Iceland : WE HAVE MORE PEOPLE
Norway :YAY
Finland : Im just gonna chill
(russia comes)
Russia : youre coming with us. Just for these 2 wars.
Finland : NO
Sweden : *claps*
Norway : Sápmi?
Sápmi : wut.
Norway : Goodbye.
Sápmi : BUT YOU ARE MY FRIEND
Norway : ….
Finland : at least you have me
*the world wars happened, and this is modern times*
Norway : I AM RICH
Sweden : WHAT-
ICELAND : ME TOO
Sápmi : can I have money?
Norway : Yes, I am sorry. This will go into preservations
Sápmi : yay
Sweden : wonder what happened to the Scandinavian-Americans
Modern Swedish-American : where is Sweden
Norway : oh well
Faroe Islands : Denmark, can we be friends
Denmark : OK, I still hate Sweden tho.
Sweden : Hey!
(today, Scandinavia is rich and peaceful, but this want the case all the time)
THE END
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