(This is complete nonsense by the way) [WARNING]
We know Mario stomps on turtles, but what is behind his mind? Mario can buy lives with money, so life becomes a store of value, perchance. Mario is merely a one percenter of a more privileged population, Perchance. Whoever has the most money lives longer, so Mario is stealing money from other citizens of the Mario world, and they are angry at him so he stomps on them. Mario is not punished for his crimes at all.
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