*Laughs in "I finally did it"*

Question

Today is a very special day. Not only is it Christmas Eve, but it is also the day that...

Well, I'll let the host tell you.

---

*busts in the room with a Cheshire smile on my face*

I

CANNOT

TELL

YOU

HOW

EXCITED

I AM

FOR THE LONGEST TIME

I HAVE BEEN UNREGISTERED

I CANNOT—

---

Greatest awesomesaucemest everything about this is just more than I could ever dream of best Christmas present ever oml—

I finally asked my parents to help me get an account. This post will not do any good to my actual excitement right now.

In fact, I am sooooooooooooo happy, that I must bring back the one you've all been waiting for. The one who has made the OGs smile and laugh and, who knows, maybe even cry.

My sidekick ego assistant, editor, etc.

Get to the point

Just because you have an account now doesn't mean you can take as long as you want to getting to the point

THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT IT MEANS, KEVIN

*eghem*

Kevin's back. I finally decided, because this is such a special occasion, to take him out of the cupboard that I don't have under the stairs.

I currently have to wait before I can claim any more comments or answers because I just got finished spam claiming everything I could x3

You now see my username in a blue hue.

Cherish this moment.

I bet you guys are even more excited than me, because you guys have been asking about this for over a year now x3

(I say over a year because I was on here a year ago, then had to leave, then came back to a whole new batch of users, who, by the way, are still pouring in x3)

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

I'm so HAPPYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

I CAN GET A PROFILE PICTURE ONCE I GET ENOUGH POINTS

I CAN GET POINTS

I CAN MAKE POLLS

I CAN UPVOTE

THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF THE YEAR

AND IT'S NOT EVEN CHRISTMAS YET

Calm down

I can't handle any more happy outbursts of yours because I have to clean up everything you destroy while it happe—

*the world explodes*

---

Love ya'll,

nobodyimportant out—

Now with Kevin

Answer 1

OMG NOBI CONGRATSSS

EVERONE SPAM CONFETTI EMOJIS BC THIS IS WORTH CELEBRATING 

Wait- how is there no confetti emoji-

SPARKLES INSTEAD BC I GUESS THATS SORTA SIMILAR

KEEP THE CHAIN GOING YALL-

WAIT MY CAPS IS STILL ON

*ehem*

Comments

AHHHHHHHHHHHH

THANK YOU

I CAN'T TURN MY CAPS OFF EITHER

BECUASE OTHERWISE YOU WON'T SEE HOW EXCITED I AM :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

Answer 2

WWWWWHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTT!?!?

YOU GOT AN ACCOUNT!

Comments

YESHHHHHHH
I favorited you, by the way, along with my other frens :D

---

I FAVORITED YOU AS SOON AS YOU MADE UR ACC NOBI :D

IM STILL SO EXCITED ABOUT IT

---

THANK YOU!
I FAVORITED YOU, TOO :D

---

did you favorite me

---

Yes.

Answer 3

THIS IS A MIRACLE
NOBIII

Answer 4

Nice! NOW CLAIM ALL YOUR POSTS AND ANSWERS AND COMMENTS SO YOU CAN HAVE MORE POINTS!!!!!!!!!!!!

Comments

YES

---

Is that why I'm getting so many upvote notifications x3

THANK YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!