That is true, I am a talking cat person named Gumball Watterson and my best friend is actually my natural prey.
My worst enemy is a glitched TV channel.
My little sister is a genius rabbit.
My father is an unintelligent danger to society (also a rabbit).
My mother is literally the force of the universe personified, who I am a spitting image of, minus the mere wrath that she holds and the intelligence that she has.