translate this!! it will make your day!

Question

あなたは、ジョエルによって あなたは素晴らしいです。あなたは愛されている、あなたは完璧だ、あなたがそれを見るかどうかにかかわらず、あなたは愛されている。そして、もしあなたがこれを翻訳して読む時間があったなら、それはあなたが少なくとも私の投稿を気にかけていることを意味し、それは私を幸せにします!私は単にこれをクリックベイトとして使用するつもりでしたが、気が変わったので、質問があります。 天国から落ちたときは痛かったですか?

-Joel/Worm

Answer 1

Can U translate that for me?

Answer 2

You are wonderful by Joel. You are loved, you are perfect, whether you see it or not, you are loved. And if you have time to translate and read this, it means that you at least care about my post, and it makes me happy! I was just going to use this as a click bait, but I changed my mind, so I have a question. Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?

-Joel/Worm

Comments

NAUR YOU AHVE LEAKED IT--

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Thank you Elo I was too lazy to translate it but dying to know what it was 

Answer 3

Before I answer your question, if you're down here, who's running the heavens?

Comments

uhm i dunno, God maybe?

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Nah, can't be.

You must know how to do the impossible.

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i am a GOD. >:D

Answer 4

I like cake but I can't eat it.

Comments

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this had nothing to do with cake....

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Heheeheheheheheehe-oh.

Um did u see my priv message! Please read it joel