Yum, Nilla Wafer :D
NO
YOU WILL NOT EAT THE DOG
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Friend: Cool, you got a dog?
Me: Yeah :D
Friend: Awesome, what'd you name it?
Me: A831696
Friend: ...
Me: W e c a l l h i m P l u t o f o r s h o r t
Dog:
Me: I know your secret...
Dog:
Me: You're a Jedi.
Dog: ...
Me: AKA BATMAN—
Hi, do you have time to talk about our lord and savior
No one:
Not a single person:
The president:
That one person who was obsessed with cat videos on YouTube: = M E D I A