Facts 4 nerds lol

Question

A man in the UK changed his name to EMPORER SPIDER-MAN GANDALF WOLVERINE SKYWALKER OPTIMUS PRIME like… whattttt?!

Switzerland PROHIBITS the ownership of a Guinea Pig! but…. But… what happens to all the Guinea pigs?

The stickers on fruit are edible! Yummy yum yum! I just love eating those stickersssss!

A cloud weighs around a million tonnes what happened to ‘im a fluffy cloud, im a fluffy cloud…’

Rat will laugh out loud if u tickle them? who tickles rats? Should I be disturbed?

Thanks for reading! Hope u enjoyed! Pt 2 coming soon if ppl want it! 

Comments

wait what the stickers on the fruit are edible! what no no no no

omg is this real or am i trpien

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lol

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It’s real I hope

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I wouldn't test it o_o

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Yeah, I might die *~*

Answer 1

Also, I’m pretty sure the guy’s grandma from the first fact wouldn’t talk to him after he changed his name. (He was a teenager when he changed his name)

Comments

lol that’s crazy

Answer 2

I ATE A STICKER AND IT WAS TASTELESS AND I COULDNT SWALLOW IT IF I TRIED I WOULD'VE DIED (HEY THAT RHYMES)

Comments

*Can’t Stop intro riff plays*

Answer 3

U want pt 2

Answer 4

Slight correction it’s illegal to own only one guinea pig in Switzerland because guinea pigs can get lonely pretty easily, so you can actually have a guinea pig for a pet you just need two.

Comments

O huh

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Yeah

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-mutters to herself- children of Athena are WAY too smart… 

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Lol

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BAH

GOOD ONE—

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Heh heh thx

Answer 5

Guys, My new name is Princess Moomin Karl-Oskar Skibidi toilet pikachu

Comments

Yessssss! -bows to Princess Moomin Karl-Oskar Skibidi toilet pikachu-

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Yes I am a queen

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Yas queen

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takk

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Du snakker Norske???? Jeg også!

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Ja

Answer 6

I already knew 2, 3, and 5.

Answer 7

I knew fact 1 2 and 4