Let’s get awkward.

Question

Awkward as possible.

mentioning weird personal problems, answering with flex photos… anything.

Just make it awkward.

Answer 1

OMG GC WHEN DID YOU BECOME SO BUFF…!

(I’m joking x3)

Comments

Hot topic?) *I hold Joel’s other hand, secretly glad Micheal’s  not here*

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Gravity sleeps in the car, slumping over on Pizza

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Dang I forgot about Micheal 

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how? i talk abt him all the time lol

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(i just forgot abt him in dis sussy-pants rp  Tbh all i have been thinking abt in this roleplay is Gigachad you 

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lol)

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So like I've never been to Hot Topic so.....

Can somebody show me around?

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What’s hot topic

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It's a store.

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O

Answer 2

TMI ALERT

My toes aren’t properly working. They are nasty. No matter how well I care for my precious baby toes something always gets infected and for some reason I’m pretty sure my big toes are built like theyre ready to be ingrown. I’ve had like 16 infections and one surgery because of them. And lots of nasty other stuff. Im gonna end up like my dad where I wont have toenails aaaa

TMI TMI ALERT ALERT CALL THE COPS THATS NASTY TMI TMI WEEE WOOO

Speaking of which I identify as an ambulance

Thats a joke I actually identify as an oompa loompa, my pronouns are oompa/loompa/doopity/doo

Comments

I actually can’t bend my left pinky toe. I think a joint is missing or something.

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GIRL that's kinda bad... toes are useful

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Hello Oompa Loompa loompity doo :DDD

My pronouns are Willy/Wonka

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My toes suck lol

And willy goes by Willy? Hello there!

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i HaVe iNvEnTeD tOe sUcKiNgNeSs cHoCoLaTe

hErE's a SaMpLe-

Answer 3

IM YOUR MOM SECRETLY

Comments

GRRR THATS MY LINE /j

Answer 4

I found a toe nail in the grass

Comments

So one time, someone in my class was clipping her toenails (IN CLASS), and one of them landed on me.

Not kidding.

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That's foul 

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Yummy

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???

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Ikr Sloth

Answer 5

Hey guys! Herobrine is beside me and is making me write this so just know this is Herobrine writing this!

Ok here's the awkward thing!

3......2.......1!  

*spawns Minecraft warden* HahahAhahaHa

Answer 6

Um okay the other day I laughed so hard I farted

Comments

Unfortunately that has happened to me in front of people

Thankfully they didn’t hear

I think.

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 real

I also used to fart every time I took a step and it was so embarrassing and it normally was when I started running and thankfully that was when I was younger 

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One time I was studying with my classmates (one was a girl that is about 1 or 2 years older than me, rests were males), and one of my friends who likes to play around physically (don’t take that out of context) twisted my arm and I farted 

Thankfully no one heard.

When I’m around girls, I don’t fart impulsively.

When I’m around guys, I don’t fart impulsively unless they’re a REALLY close friend or a good relative (guys are weird like that, some randomly fart impulsively lol).

Thankfully, I don’t have a crush (I’m questioning if I do) or a girl, so I won’t be able to ruin any chances that didn’t exist in the first place.

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I think this my my favorite thread of all KT. Way too real 

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Oh, I just realized I dreamed last night about being in a relationship with one of my classmates in a grade higher than me 

Idk if I have a crush on her, she seems attractive but I don’t think I like her.

She’s nice and stuff, she’s just outta my league lol

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BRO YOU EVER HAVE DREAMS ABOUT A RANDOM PERSON LIKE KINDA ROMANTICALLY AND BOOM YOU NOW HAVE A NEW CRUSH!?

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Idk if I like her, that’s the thing

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O MY GOSH SAMME GC. I JUST HAD A DREAM ABT BEING IN A RELATIONSHIP WITH A GUY IN MY CLASS, WHO IS DECENT BUT IDK IF I LIKE HIM. BUT NOW IF I LOOK AT HIM I REMEMBER THE DREAM AND ITS WIERD…

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How does this answer have the nose comments on it

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Nose comments? 

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*SNIFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF*

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I can't smell them.

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I can. Those dogs are wet and stinky

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It smelLS liKe tHE coLOR bROWN

Answer 7

Please keep everything G-Rated. We had to remove a lot of the comments in this section that went against our terms.

Comments

Which comments?

Answer 8

Elo wrote me a letter telling me you had your shirt off. OoooOoooooOoooooo you sure are buff! Oh you have a lot of abbs! (This is just me reacting to GirlPwr4Eva's comment)

*Faints from seeing so many abbs*

Comments

*confused*

In the land of Skibidi City, Ohio, letters are illegal…

Answer 9

hehe.

hi.

its jEfFy.

I'm here to get some lAdIeS 

hehehehhehehehhe 

this is just a joke don't come for me

Comments

The creature is coming for you hide in the basment

Answer 10

*robotacally says* There is no Petra only PAMA