A little boy in kindergarten raised his hand. The teacher called on him and said, ‘Yes, jimmy?’
“Teacher, teacher,” jimmy said. “I have to go potty.”
“Ok,” said the teacher, “but, first, since its in school, you have to say the abc’s”
“Ok,” said jimmy. “ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOQRSTUVWXYZ now i know my abc’s next time wont u sing wiff meeeeeee.”
“GREAT JOB,” said the teacher. “But…where’s the ‘P’?”
Jimmy looked down at his shoes. “Um, it’s running down my leg…”
