Random orange: *falls from sky*
Me: *picks it up from the ground*
Elo: No! Don't!
Me: What? I'm just tryna eat mah orange in peace.....
Elo: haven't you heard of the orange touch?
Me: You mean the cheese touch my mate?
Elo: *shakes head* The orange touch.
Me: Well, no. Should I have?
Random orange: Dang, mate! You need some education!
Me: shut up!
Elo: Uh....
Random orange: You shut up!
The end....
What kt users should I put in one of my weird posts?