GROCERY STORE RP

Question

Idk why I just thought this would be a fun way to wreak havoc in your local Walmart :p

Heres the RP form (you can copy and paste it if you want)

Name:
Age:
Personality:
Outfit:
Appearance:
Sexuality:
Pronouns:
 

I will be Marianna Perez. She'll be the owner of the grocery store an she'll try to keep the customers under control.

I'll be warning you:

DONT JOIN THIS RP IF YOU DONT WANT TO BE CHAOTIC, CRAZY, FUN

YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED-

Answer 1

(MAIN RP THREAD RIGHT HERE)
Marianna arrives at her store. She opens the doors.

"Man, I hope I don't meet a KAREN today," She thinks.

Comments

*is a worker at walmart*

"hello, welcome, is there anything i can help you with, or not, am i annoying to you?"

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"Urm.. I'm the boss of this store, also no, well, I don't know if you're annoying,"
Marianna stammered awkwardly.

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Morgan walks in and everyone stares. She puts on her hood and walks to the pad  section. 

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Marianna runs over to her office. She grabs the microphone to make an announcement.

"Testing, testing, is this thing on?"
She hears her voice loud and clear over the PA.

"Hello customers! I would like to let y'all know, we are having a 75% sale in the WHOLE store!"

She winced as she prepared herself for the cheering and screaming. Sure enough, it started.

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KAREN SASHAYED INTO THE STORE, LOOKING TO FIND ULTRA-FILTERED MEGA GLUTEN-FREE VEGAN NON-GMO FLOUR.

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(oh my god, Kat, i cant--) 

*takes traffic cones, blocking some pathways so the object-hungry people would obey*

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Morgan runs into Karen dropping everything in her hands. "OH my God I'm so sorry!"

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“WATCH WHERE YOUR GOING AND GIT OUTTA MY WAY! PEOPLE THESE DAYS HAVE NO RESPECT! GIT AWAY FROM ME YOU CREATURE!” KAREN AGGRESSIVELY STOMPED OFF BEFORE SEEING THE MEAT AISLE. 

“MEAT. MEAT? MEAT?!” she roared. “I NEED THE MANAGER!!”

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Marianna walks by and sees Morgan and Karen.

She drops to her knees and cleans up Karen's stuff.

"Here you go, Ma'am."

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*I walk into the store* Ok, so all I need to buy is some milk, cookies, cereal, blah blah blah. *I walk into isle three*

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Morgan runs to the cash register. "Just these."

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Marianna sighs heavily.

"What would you like you KAR- sweet, lady?"

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“I NEED THE MANAGER,” KAREN SNAPPED.

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*walking* Hey, where is the cereal? THERE'S ONLY TEA...

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"Me?" Morgan asks confused.

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Is there a problem in this isle..? I gotta talk to a manager.

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Morgan says louder " IM READY TO CHECK OUT."

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Elo walks in to the store to see a chaotic mess. She goes over to the technology section in the back left corner of the store, which nobody has gone to yet. Elo spots a Samsung Galaxy Z Flip 5, and she plays around with it.

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"WOAH, IS THAT A GALAXY Z FLIP FIVE?!!!" Lori remarked.

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Marianna frantically runs to Karen.

"What do you need ma'am?"
"I'LL COME IN A MINUTE!" She yells to Lori and Morgan

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"God, other than tea and gadgets what do they have here? Did they happen to sell out?" She checks in her pocket. "W-where is my grocery list? Whatever, I can probably remember anyways..."

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Morgan rolls her eyes

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“ARE YOU THE MANAGER!?”

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"Hey! Do you by any chance know where the cereal is? I've only found tea and gadgets.

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"No." Morgan yells

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"WHERE IS THE CEREAL!?!?!!?!?"

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Marianna screams in frustration.

"THE CEREAL IS IN AISLE B6 AND I AM THE MANAGER AND STOPPPPPP YEEEELLLLIIIIIINNNNNGNGGNGNNGGNNG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

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"BUT YOU"RE YELLING??!?!?! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH" Lori remarked agressively

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"BECAUSE I'M SO OVERWHELMED RN! JUST GET YOUR CEREAL."

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"THIS STORE IS GINORMOUS,  IT'S THE SIZE OF TEXAS!!"

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"I JUST WANTED TO BUY PADS!"

Screamed Morgan as loud as she could knocking over a shelf

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Marianna screams.

"AAAAAAAA OKAY OKAY!"
She runs behind the shelf and tries to put it back in place.

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"You know what? I don't want cereal, I want this super awesome raygun!" She swiftly picked it up.

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“EW! I SEE A FLY! AND THERES MEAT! IM CALLING THE HEALTH DEPARTMENT!” KAREN FROWNED AS SHE GRABBED HER PHONE.

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"How do I work this thing without destroying property... AHA! I should test it on that Karen's shoe! No harm no foul, right?" I shoot the laser gun and it lands EVER so close but doesn't hit her.

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Marianna smashes the fly.

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Morgan grabs candy and dumps it on the floor.

"WORST STORE EVER!"

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Marianna calls security.

"THIS GIRL IS TRASHING MY STORE, I REPEAT, THIS GIRL IS TRASHING THE STORE."

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Lori shoots a laser, and it makes a big hole in the wall. "Uh... I'll just get away from that wall..." Lori says awkwardly.

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Morgan steals the phone from marianna and screams

"EVERYTHING IS FREE FOR THE NEXT 10 MINUTES

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Elo turns around and sees Karen trashing the store. She ignores it as it hasn’t reached the technology section and continues playing around with the Galaxy Z Flip 5.

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AFTER A LONG CHAT ON THE PHONE, KAREN LET OUT A LONG SIGH.

“HEALTH DEPARTMENT IS ON THEIR WAY,” SHE SAID PROUDLY.

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Elo turns around at the sound of “health department”. She goes up to Karen and asks, “What’s the health department here for?”

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Marianna loses it.

“NOOOOOOO YOU DONT WANNA KNOW I HATE ALL OF YOU SO MUCH WAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAHH!!!”

She sobs.

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“THEY HAVE BUGS HERE! AND- UNSANITARY MEAT! THE WORKERS ARENT WEARING GLOVES EITHER!” KAREN SAID.

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"Um... manager Marianna, Ik you're in a bad place right now but... I may or may not have made a hole in the wall over there...?" Lori says awkwardly.

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"I'm stealing these "

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"What's wrong with bugs? I love eating them! And also, not wearing gloves is actually more sanitary than wearing gloves, you pathetic idiot." Elo snaps.

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“EVERYOME SHUT UP!!!”

Marianna screams at Karen, Lori and Elo.

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"So you don't care about the hole in the wall..?" Lori icily mumbles.

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Morgan let's out the loudest scream in the history of screams.

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Marianna Covers her ears.

She approaches Morgan and slaps her in the face

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Morgan slaps Marianna back

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"GUYS! I know I shot a hole in the wall and whatnot, but CAN WE ACTUALLY SHOP?!" Lori Shrieked.

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“GO AHEAD AND SHOP, YOU IDIOT!!!”

Marianna screams.

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"WOAH WOAH WOAH. Excuse me? Let's be civil here. MAYBE, just maybe, if you didn't sell A LASER GUN, THIS WOULDN'T HAVE HAPPENED!!!" Lori yells.

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"Yeah, I came for one thing and all of you rats happened."

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"Uh, all?? I consider myself more a Gerbil, thank you very much." Lori remarks

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“DONT YOU TALK TO ME THAT WAY!!! WHERE ARE YOUR PARENTS??!”

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"Excuse me? My dad is Jeffery Dahmer!" Morgan said smiling

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"I don't even know really haha...ha...ha?" Her smile faded, she realized shes been here hours."

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Morgan blocks the door with shelves. And says "my dad's coming." Smiling

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"MARIANNA DO YOU PLEASE HAVE A SECRET HIDEOUT???! MORGAN'S DAD IS INSANE!" Lori panics.

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Elo turns back and continues playing around with the Galaxy Z Flip 5. She gets bored by it and goes to the phone to the right of it, the Galaxy Z Fold 5.

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“AHHHHHHH I HAVE A SECRET HIDEOUT RIGHT HERE!!”

She points to a bunker in the ground.

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Lori jumped right in, bringing the laser gun with her. For protection, of course.

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Jeffery Dahmer jumps from the roof in the store.
" HI, everyone."

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Elo shouts, “I’M ELO, WHO THE HECK ARE YOU?”.

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"YOUR NIGHTMARE!" Jeffery screams out

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Lori pulls out her laser gun and points it at Dahmer. "I'll do it!!" Lori yells.

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“HI, YOUR NIGHTMARE!” Elo yells back.

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Jeffrey eats a bag of skittles and throws the bag on the ground.

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Marianna grabs Lori and Elo and drags them down to her secret bunker.

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"WHAT ABOUT ME?!" MORGAN SCREAMS

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Elo pretends to be dead.

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“ITS YOUR FREAKING FATHER THAT YOU FREAKING CALLED TO CONE AND DO AWAY WITH US ALL!!!

SO YOU CAN SAVE YOURSELF AND SO CAN KAREN!!!”

Marianna yells back.

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"WHAT'S HAPPENING?" Lori said

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“DAHMERS GONNA KILL US!! HIDE!”

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Jeffery Dahmer summons a t Rex and fills it with dinomite

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"HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE??!"

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"I'm Joe Biden." Jeffery says ripping off his mask. "And I'll eat all of you."

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"WHAT?!!?!"

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"Dad, your not the main character." Morgan says smiling. "I'm calling Slim shady." Slim shady walks through the door with a AK 47

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“WELL,” Marianna announces, “MY DADDY IS ELVIS PRESLEY.”

Elvis appears from the void and starts singing “Suspicious Minds” while shooting the store with his pistol.

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Lori opens a portal to another universe with her "laser gun".

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"MY MOMS BOYFRIEND IS EMINEM." Morgan said pointing at slim shady.

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A random dad walks in and asks, "Where's the mil-" then he turns around and walks out seeing all the people.

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"Guys, I think the portal is pulling us in.."

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Marianna clears her throat.

“WELL,  ELVIS’S WIFE IS ARIANA GRANDE.”

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"MY MOM IS JAMES CHARLES." MORGAN SCREAMS SUMMONING JAMES CHATLWS

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WHO IS JAMES CHATLWS

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JAMES CHARLES

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Marianna finally scrambles into the bunker.

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Lori hops in with her.

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James Charles and Joe Biden fight about Morgan

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Marianna shoots Morgan with a Nerf gun.

“YA CANT GET MEH NOW!!”

She cackles and hides once again.

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Elo wakes up.

“Uh, where am I? And what’s happening?”

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"In my secret bunker. Jeffrey Dahmer appeared and tried to kill us all," Marianna replies casually.

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“Jeffrey WHO?” Elo asks.

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* swirling portal opens up in the corner of the bunker and Elynn steps out she glances around noticing the people in the bunker *

* muttering * “Dang it wrong dimension”

“So… where am I and what dimension is this.”

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“You know, good ole Jeff. The psycho murderer guy.”

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“Uh, okay.” a confused Elo says.

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(Btw Elynn dual wields cutlasses so she does have a belt with her cutlasses sheathed)

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“AHHH WHAT HOW DID YOU APPEAR HERE”

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“WELL I DUNNO I OPENED A PORTAL AND IT MUST HAVE ANCHORED TO THE WRONG DIMENSION”

Elynn shouted

*sigh*

“Who are you all and what dimension is this”

Elynn asked

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"More importantly, WHO ARE YOU??!"

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"Well I guess I probably should introduce myself..."

Elynn said trailing off slightly

"Well anyways, my name is Elynn and I'm a demigod"

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"I know you're from a different dimension and all, but do you know what this is?" Lori held up her Laser-Portal gun.

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"Looks like raygun of some kind... I dunno I'm not really into that kinda stuff I'm more of a swords person"

Elynn said patting one her cutlasses

"Wait... maybe that raygun is the reason my portal anchored to the wrong place"

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“What’s that you got there?” Elo says as she points to the laser-portal gun.

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We all hear a loud explosion.

"Uh oh, seems like Joe Biden found my secret explosives aisle," Marianna muuters.

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Morgan opens the bunker door and says "you do know this is a fridge right?"

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"Well, I did kind of open a portal with this thing earlier, but it's probably closed by now."

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“Can I use it?” Elo asks.

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"Because of the state of this store, should we get out of here or..?"

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“Wha- you have an explosives aisle?!?”

Elynn asked sounding and looking extremely concerned

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Lori gives the ray gun to Elo. "Make sure you're careful with it, I don't know its full potential.

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“Yes of course, blonde one. Of course I have an explosive aisle,” Marianna mumbles.

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Elo inspects the gun. She decides to shoot it at the wall. She shoots it, and falls down from its power.

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“Of course you do”

Elynn said with an exasperated sigh

“Anyways I need to find a suitable spot where I can open up a portal to get back to my own dimension would any of you by chance know a place where I can do that?”

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"Uh, I don't think we have a dimension machine, do we?" Lori genuinely doesn't know.

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“Uhm yeah, but do you hear what’s going on up there?!?!”

Elvis and Biden are getting into it.

We hear gunshots and screaming and explosions

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what’s going on!?* runs around and steals stuff*

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“By Thor’s mighty hammer is this dimension chaotic”

Elynn remarked hearing the chaos going on

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“Huh?? What do ya mean? This is a routine for every other Friday?”

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“This is normal for you!?!”

Elynn looked amazed

“How do you even deal with all this?”

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“Honestly idk.. It’s just a normal thing

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"HELLOO IM STILL HERE."

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“Can’t believe this is a normal occurrence for you”

“Now I can understand why you have this bunker”

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“WE DONT CARE MORGAN YOU BROUGHT YOUR PSYCHO DADDY HERE!!” Marianna screams.

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"WELL IF YOU JUST SCANNED WHAT I CAME FROM I WOULDNT HAVE TO." MORGAN SCREAMS BACK

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* starts stuffing mouth with salsmi*

“ what’s happening”

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“WELL, IF KAREN WASNT SCREAMING AT ME, THEN I WOULDVE CAME!!” Marianna yells even louder.

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“I DONT KNIW WHY WE ARE SCREAMING BU PT I WANT TO”

*runs around screaming”

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“I really should be getting back to my own dimension so why don’t we hurry this up so I can get out of here, my girlfriend is probably starting to wonder where in the world I am”

Elynn said

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"Can you just make another little portal thingy then?"

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“Well I don’t have a portal stone on me right now I used my last one making the portal that brought me here”

Elynn responded

“I probably would have left already if I did have one”

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"Is the stone purple and blue?" Morgan asks showing her necklace from her grandpa

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"Oh, then just use our portal laser gun (tm)"

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“No portal stones are about the size of a fist and have a kinda silver shimmer to them, and they also normally have a rune of some kind on them”

Elynn said

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"I can't, but here." Morgansays giving them the necklace

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Elo gets up, and notices the damage she did. There was a void in the wall, where the bullet made impact.

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" I really, really just should have went to Target instead of Walmart." Lori regreted her descisions.

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“No, keep your necklace I don’t need it”

Elynn gave them a smile

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"Why did you come here anyway?" Lori Skeptically asks Elynn.

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“I was supposed to go to a completely different dimension but my portal anchored to the wrong one”

Elynn told her

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"How do we get you your little portal stone back?"

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“OKAY, ENOUGH YAPPING!! LETS JUST FIGURE OUT HOW TO RETURN THIS SMOL BLONDE GIRL TO HER DIMENSION!”

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"THATS WHAT I JUST ASKED!"

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“Hey! I’m not small!”

Elynn glared

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“Yes, you are. What are you, 4”1?” Marianna rolls her eyes.

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“To answer your question, portal stones burn up after usage”

Elynn told her

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“I’m 5’6!”

Elynn said still glaring at Marianna

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Marianna doubles over in laughter. 

“You wish!! Anyway, what is your name?”

I bet it’s Short Blonde Girl. 

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“My name is Elynn I thought I told you already!”

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"I mean, she is QUITE short, not gonna lie." Lori giggled

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Marianna stops laughing to give Lori the suspicious side eye.

“Bro you’re wayyyy shorter than her!”

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*sigh*

“Why don’t we stop making fun of each other’s heights so I can get outta here”

Elynn said

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“NEVA!!” Marianna screams, yelling roasts that probably wouldn’t be approved on here.

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"I am NOT that short. I'm totally 6 foot. (she is 5 foot 3)"

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“No, I’m 6”2 and your WAYYY shorter than me.”

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"6'2? Ok girl, no need to lie. You look at least 5'9."

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"SHUT YO' MOUTH, YA 5'3 WEIRDO!!"

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"I'm 8'9."

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She gave Morgan a stern look. "Ok, 4'9-er."

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"Yeah, right, ya shawty."

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"If you guys think they're short, should we not go to a universe with only short people?"

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"We totally should," Marianna says, jumping up and down with excitement.

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"Elynn, or whatever your name is, how can we get there?"

Answer 2

Name:Olivia but you call me oly 
Age:23
Personality:kind,crazy,funny
Outfit:baggy blue jeans pastel purple crop top and white Nike’s 
Appearance:blonde hair green eyes 
Sexuality:strait 
Pronouns:female 

Answer 3

(I know I’m super late)

Name : Elynn

Age : 16

Persona : Chill, kinda sassy

Outfit : slightly oversized blue hoodie, jeans

Appearance : 5’6, shoulder length blonde hair, tealish eyes

Sexuality : Lesbian

Pronouns : She/Her

Extra Details : British accent, single silver earring on her right ear

(name is pronounced Ay-lynn)

(This is my made up demigod character)

Answer 4

Name: Elo

Age: 5000 (immortal)

Personality: Eh, it’s like mine. Except I don’t know what my personality is.

Outfit: Black sunglasses, black hoodie with an iPod on it, black sweatpants, black Nike shoes, and a black bandana worn like a face mask

Appearance: Isn’t that the same thing as outfit? Anyways, I’m 5’1” and I’ll have a stocky build.

Sexuality: Aroace, in this roleplay. (I’m asexual in real life)

Pronouns: she/her

Comments

By appearance, I mean how your body looks. Yk, eye color, hair color, etc

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Okay.

Appearance: 5’1”, stocky build, light brown hair color, green eyes

(This isn’t me entirely, I don’t have a stocky build)

Answer 5

i'll join!!! :3

Name: Mack Jeager (Eren is ma husband-)
Age: 20
Personality: weird, a bit of a Karen, BOOTIFUL--
Outfit: a bin bag-- nope. a white T-shirt, black jeans and a chain
Appearance: blonde, blue eyes
Sexuality: Aro/Ace
Pronouns: they/she/it

extra:

annoying, wears anime merch 24/7 works at all walmarts and is the CEO of McDonalds and the CFO of KFC

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Comments

Alr!! Your in!

Answer 6

Name: Morgan

Age: 17 (not irl)

Personality: nice, physco, vool

Outfit: black crop top, ripped jeans,brown hair in  ponytail, and a black hat.

Appearance: pretty, mysterious, and white skin

Sexuality: straight

Pronouns: she. Cuz I'll never be her.

Jk got that from a vid!! She her

Comments

Lol that was funneh

You're in gurlfriend!!

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Well thank you

Answer 7

Name: KAREN
Age: 62
Personality: BOSSY, SNAPPY, ANNOYING
Outfit: OLD PEOPLE PEARLS AND A PATTERNED T-SHIRT WITH PATTERNED LEGGINGS
Appearance: KAREN CUT, BROWN EYES AND WRINKLY SKIN 
Sexuality: STRAIGHT OBVIOUSLY NONSENSE OTHERWISE
Pronouns: SHE/HER WHAT IS THIS NONSENSE

EXTRA: TALKS IN CAPS

EXTRA EXTRA: NOT NICE OR SUPPORTIVE TO ANYONE

EXTRA EXTRA EXTRA: WHERES THE MANAGER

Comments

BWAHAHAHHA YOUR SO IN

Answer 8

Name: Loriel (Lori)
Age: 11
Personality: A (tiny bit) rude, chill, blunt, kind of emotional, and (kind of) nice
Outfit: A Hello Kitty Shirt, a bunch of accessories, and dirty ahh pink shoes
Appearance: Darker Skin tone, brown eyes, black hair (in a bun)
Sexuality: Straight
Pronouns: She/Her

Comments

Name: Lauryn *Middle name irl*

 Age: 11

 Personality: Sweet, Sensitive, Always accidentally hurting herself in SOME way, and kind of bratty. it's true.

 Outfit:  :l

Appearance: Light brown skin, White tennis skirt,Pink T-Shirt with Cinnamaroll on it.

 Sexuality: Female

 Pronouns: She, her

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Alr good!