1. Be turned down for a dance by someone I do like. It doesn’t mean they don’t like me, anyways.
2. Forget the name of a person who I’m on a date with. I can just ask them their name.
3. Stomach bug?
4. Smell bad, because that person would probably get used to it. I pass gas WAY too much anyways.
5. Okay-looking but hilarious. Who cares about looks, humor all the way!
6. Go on an okay date.
7. Something in my teeth. I don’t really see how that’s embarrassing.
8. Someone really quiet, because around most people I am quiet.
9. Seeing as how my crush is at least half a foot taller than me, I’m going with the three foot taller person.
10. My SO’s parents. I can just make a cool disguise and I could be a spy, sending information about the SO’s parents to my SO.