EASY! Have my enemy stalk me!!
Cylinder shaped legs...I'm pretty sure they already look like that lol
Coma, I hate having to wake up even in a 20-minute nap, but lose everything...nah. I would hate to be in a coma but actually, wait...LOSE EVERYTHING I OWN!!
Terrorists, I'd hide, seek shelter in a parachute. And like you said, in a crowd, they's be too busy shooting other people.